kidney punch

The act of striking a person in the area of the kidney. Can cause severe internal bleeding, resulting in the incapacitation of the injured person and sometimes death.

Jon received a kidney punch during the brawl.

by Albert February 15, 2004

Hooker Punching

to lure a lady of the evening over to yourself or your vehicle and let her get close by asking a question in a low voice. When she approaches you , you really molly wop her in the face.

Me and Jeff went "Hooker Punching" after we pulled the robber on our old ladies.

by Frank da tank August 23, 2006

Tropical Punch

To have a plastic lawn flamingo inserted into one's anus.

I was having a good time when Nemo decided to step it up a notch and tropical punch me in the front yard.

by ShortyMcSmalls January 2, 2015

Bonus Hole Puncher

Now that the updated Google search name for vagina will be called a "Bonus Hole", the name for penis should be updated as well.

Henceforth the penis shall be called,

The Bonus Hole "Puncher".

Lights dimmed, panties down to her ankles and the bonus hole moments away, Rufus is now Suzy's new bonus hole puncher!

by hatrancho June 30, 2023

Punching Jerry Garcia in the Nose.

A reference to hard Female Masturbation, which may refer to the act with or without an orgasm accompaniment. Also see, Flicking the Bean, or Diddle the Skittle.

When Carl came home early, he accidentally interrupted his girl franticly punching Jerry Garcia in the nose.

by Kars March 24, 2008

punch me in the fucking face

When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.

Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"

Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)

punch me in the fucking face

by eliotores October 20, 2010

jacksie punch

a short hard punch to the arse

he bent over just after insulting me so I delivered a jacksie punch as a favour

by Michelle Blatchford January 19, 2004