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ninja turtleism

a belief that the 4 ninja turtles are really the 4 horseman of the apocalypse
dude u goin to the ninja turtleism benefit tomorrow
by marceld April 2, 2010
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Ninja Lag

The warping of time and space so that a real event happens after it theoretically should
an example of ninja lag, in anime is when swordsmen or ninja slash their swords at each other, sometimes they have time to put their sword back into the sheath and walk away before the other person is actually cut by the blade.
by Sweaty man in your 7th period September 15, 2009
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Stink ninja

Pulling up ones shirt over ones nose while using a toilet facility to avoid the smell of the previous user
Jason walks into the bathroom after adam has shit and thinks "GODDAM THIS TOILET FUCKEN STINKS, TIME TO DO THE OLD STINK NINJA" pulling his shirt up over his nose and thus finds urinating at work bearable once more. True story
by raymonty January 22, 2012
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Ninja Ad

An advertisement that appears out of nowhere, usually containing some sort of virus and/or clickbait.
"Aw shit, I was watching porn last night and a fucking ninja ad came up and I accidentally clicked it, and now my computer's got a virus."
by Tumbleflop April 19, 2018
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broom ninja

Someone that does not know how to work. Someone that has been given everything in life. Someone that avoids work.
My roommate is a broom ninja. You're a broom ninja. He hasn't earned anything, he's a broom ninja.
by broom ninja January 2, 2016
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Ninja Run

The act of defying buoyancy by lowering your body with arms parallel to the ground beside you, and running along the ocean floor at unbeatable speeds, for amazing distances. Only talented bosses can ninja run correctly.
'Hey bro nice ninja run!'
"thanks man'

"ebony! excellent ninja run!'
"cheers"
by rosebudp January 17, 2013
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Ninja Face

The art of using face unlock on another person's smartphone without their knowledge. Usually performed by a child from some sneaky angle while distracting the parent with other matters.
She keeps using Ninja Face on me to watch that stupid YouTube channel
by PatTheChat June 8, 2019
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