Ninja-Signing

When an author secretly signs his/her own books in a bookstore without the bookstore's knowledge.

Brandon Sanderson is ninja-signing books in airports.

by jackatthekilns November 10, 2009

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spasm ninja

Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.

Did I want some, ahh, spasm ninja.? Cam it onething.

by VICERN January 15, 2014

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Ninja Lag

The warping of time and space so that a real event happens after it theoretically should

an example of ninja lag, in anime is when swordsmen or ninja slash their swords at each other, sometimes they have time to put their sword back into the sheath and walk away before the other person is actually cut by the blade.

by Sweaty man in your 7th period September 15, 2009

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ninja turtleism

a belief that the 4 ninja turtles are really the 4 horseman of the apocalypse

dude u goin to the ninja turtleism benefit tomorrow

by marceld April 2, 2010

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Stink ninja

Pulling up ones shirt over ones nose while using a toilet facility to avoid the smell of the previous user

Jason walks into the bathroom after adam has shit and thinks "GODDAM THIS TOILET FUCKEN STINKS, TIME TO DO THE OLD STINK NINJA" pulling his shirt up over his nose and thus finds urinating at work bearable once more. True story

by raymonty January 22, 2012

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