Beef Jerk

Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.

Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..

by frogurban745 September 21, 2019

Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.

Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.

by G-rock October 2, 2019

Pity Jerk

When a girl does something for a guy (or visa versa) because she feels bad for him.

Example 1

Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??

Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk

Example 2

Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?

Matt: It was a pity jerk man.

by In your mom's DMs August 30, 2019

Jerk Circle

A cult ritual formed by sexual cultists by masturbating in a circle around others doing the same. In the center there’s a porno playing.

“I’m board let’s call some people people over for a Jerk Circle”
“Sounds good, I’ll grab lube and tissues”

by Фщджу September 1, 2019

field jerk

When you are in the field on deployment and you jerk off.

"Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."

by boiiiiiiiiii235 April 19, 2017

base jerking

When you masterbate to ejaculation without ever touching the head of your penis.

I wanted a new challenge, so I started base jerking.

by BOUS Master November 21, 2017

bike jerks

Bike jerks- people who ride bikes with in groups, that all wear the same close

Dad: *driving down street*
Kid: hey dad look at those people!
Dad:oh the bike jerks

by Jellybugpug June 21, 2016