Jefferson

A man who enjoys cat porn and beats to his family

AY HE'S A JEFFERSON!!

by BBCDADDY14 March 10, 2024

jaffaith

a guy with a big dick and personality, seems really tough and cool on the outside but is a sweet and loving guy. Any girl is lucky to have a guy like him in his life. He treats others with kindness and has a great sense of humour. One of a kind being <3

“Omg is that Jaffaith, he’s so awesome and amazing a total package”

“When in doubt just have JAFFAITH!”

by Pumpkinnnpatchh March 23, 2024

Jeffeism

When 4 or more people gather together and climax at the exact same time completely coincidentally

Dude, today, I was at the movies and everyone in row 4 just exploded in jeffeism.

I went to the dispensary to buy weed and all 3 people at the counter including myself endured a full ascension of jeffeism.

by Father McKinley April 1, 2024

Jeffery's Law

When a good pull in The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) happens, it is impossible for a party consisting of the same players to not wipe to Looper and/or Pantokrator in phase 1 of The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) immediately after

person 1: Dude.... I can't believe we wiped to panto after that p6 pull.

person 2: That's Jeffery's Law for you man, it has to happen

by Noepng April 12, 2024

Jefferey Dahmer

A really nice person. He brought people to his house to party hardy. He ate people, which is pretty cool.

Theodore:Man, I love Jefferey Dahmer.

Random: Yeah, he’s pretty cool

by Wiseguywilly0 May 1, 2024

Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.

"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone

by kalanjs May 2, 2024

jacfer

a curly headed cutie you could turn into a wife. a party boy who knows everyone. he's constantly running around, a little social butterfly that one. he's kinda cute, kinda cringe but he's loyal to his friends and he's cool.

did you see Jacfer today?
no he's taking a shit again ❤️

by Redqueen8247 May 15, 2024