This is a campaign was started in early 2021 in order to help rehabilitate the current President of the United States, Joseph Biden. It was first announced to a select group of left leaning voters, after the Democratic Party realized that they wouldn’t be able to sneak this man into office for a second term. Leaked emails suggest that this campaign will help with Joe Biden’s eye sight, cover up multiple accusations of sexual assault, pay his wife to hold off the divorce until 2028, tone down his hypocrisy (estimated to be decreased by .2%, a fraction of the total), keep his body held together, and attempt to make his future Presidential campaign legitimate.
High Powered Random Democratic Voter: Hilary, are you going to send any money to this new campaign, Help Joe Biden?
Hilary: I’ll send in enough money to keep those flight records to Jeffrey Epstein’s Island out of public knowledge, but I only think it’s fair if they try to illegally force me into office as well.
Hilary: I’ll send in enough money to keep those flight records to Jeffrey Epstein’s Island out of public knowledge, but I only think it’s fair if they try to illegally force me into office as well.
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"A 'SELFIE' that's not only a self-portrait but a simultaneous cry for help." Selfies that you want to unsee.
"She's going overboard with the selfies, that last one was definitely a helpie... no one wants to witness that desperation."
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Get the self help mug.This "Desk" is probably a phone number. No one bothered to change it to "Help Number".
Anyway, the "Desk" is India and someone in India is eating Chinese food (do they eat Chinese food in India?) at 2 AM with a headset on their lap talking to dumb and/or frustrated Americans. He's thinking "Surely you learned to activate your PD Flag for application recognition right after you learned to tie your shoes." But he doesn't say that, he's very polite. The highlight of working at the Help Desk is getting to remotely access some American's computer. Maybe they have embarrassing pictures, the latest Hollywood movies, or top-secret military documents up on their screen.
Anyway, the "Desk" is India and someone in India is eating Chinese food (do they eat Chinese food in India?) at 2 AM with a headset on their lap talking to dumb and/or frustrated Americans. He's thinking "Surely you learned to activate your PD Flag for application recognition right after you learned to tie your shoes." But he doesn't say that, he's very polite. The highlight of working at the Help Desk is getting to remotely access some American's computer. Maybe they have embarrassing pictures, the latest Hollywood movies, or top-secret military documents up on their screen.
"Hello. You have reach the IT Help Desk. To hear the system status, please press 1. To talk to a customer support analyst, please press 2. If you would like to chit-chat about the latest computer games or other nerdy technical topics, please press the secret passcode. If you do not know the secret passcode, please wait on the line. The secret passcode is 4-5-3-5-1-0-0."
by Hybrid_131 January 3, 2009
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