A "shock" web site (similar to tubgirl and goatse) that shows the image of a bare-naked man who has shoved what looks to be about an 16oz glass bottle up his anis. It also displays his sagging "twins" and shriveled "little buddy." (bottleguy.com)
by Chelsea Rini December 4, 2005
Get the bottle guymug. by luke Finn July 7, 2008
Get the A verizon guymug. a 'made man' in the mafia
by dirrtyboi101 July 10, 2005
Get the wise guymug. The love shared between to guys. These guys are straight and there is nothing gay about their love. They understand each other in a way no-one else can even imagine.
by Ally Hall May 9, 2007
Get the guy lovemug. A person who plays softball in leagues is over the age of 30.
This person keep stats on themself every year and will wear a uniform even if it isn't provided.
They will dive for a play even if it isn't a close one and hope somebody watches them make the great play.
You keep stats every year you play and will show them off to your friends.
You have your own bag that holds your bat, glove, towels, eye wear, etc.
You have seperated your shoulder on a ball hit by Wendy the receptionist.
This person keep stats on themself every year and will wear a uniform even if it isn't provided.
They will dive for a play even if it isn't a close one and hope somebody watches them make the great play.
You keep stats every year you play and will show them off to your friends.
You have your own bag that holds your bat, glove, towels, eye wear, etc.
You have seperated your shoulder on a ball hit by Wendy the receptionist.
Savio is the ultimate softball guy. He has been sending me his stats on softball for the last 8 years.
by Kevin Redmile August 24, 2006
Get the softball guymug. A man, physically strong, typically hot tempered, and down to put up a fight. "Tough guys" are defined as dudes who throw punches and won't back down, they are not afraid of anyone, they fight really good and are to be feared. To earn a reputation as a tough guy, you must have fighting experience, typically a rep of street fights and to a hot tempered individual who has had grusome brawls with their opponents. Alot of tough guys can be good guys too, but that doesn't mean they don't have it in them..
by exploding air plane 6969 September 3, 2017
Get the Tough Guymug. A hilarious, drunken middle-aged man who has tourettes. Grounds his son for the most ridiculous reasons ever and doesn't give a shit, SHIT, SHIT!!!
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a shit!"-Tourettes Guy
by Eric Wayne August 6, 2008
Get the tourettes guymug.