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Golden Freezer

When Gold Bond is put on a Males genitalia before receiving oral sex so that the Female gets the extreme cooling feeling in her mouth, while her saliva gives the Male a slight cooling feeling.
Male: Sue go get the gold bond! I want to give you a Golden freezer!

Female: YES! I Love when you ask me for that! I also love the cooling feeling Gold Bond gives me!
by AC-lover12 August 14, 2010
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Golden Monsoon

A group of people urinating on one person.
Golden Showers don't do it for me anymore

How about a "Golden Monsoon" then?

........OK!

Great! I'll go get the guys
by Jutster June 8, 2011
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Golden Woodpile

The act of shitting on one's chest, face, legs or other body part and then proceeding to piss all over the turd logs while chewing leaf tobacco.
"Dude, see that girl? Two weeks ago she wanted to know what a Golden Woodpile was, so I started plopping a couple logs on her tit's when she threw up, from the chew-spit in her mouth, before I could piss on her chest, it was gnarly"
by Brucetickles November 27, 2012
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Golden Pentagon

When someone forces themselves through each of the five major nightclubs in the city of Cambridge (Revs, Lola, Balare, Fez and The Place) in one night.
Battinie: What a night, I made a profit and completed the Golden Pentagon!
by libertin0 November 29, 2012
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golden forward

when a manager on a powerful position in an organisation promotes a product or service internally, which then has a better impact in sense of business.
I tried to sell my things to that company, but they never wanted my products, until a friend of mine did a golden forward, now my things are available all over their retailer stores.
by svennung September 17, 2013
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Golden Cone

When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.
Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.
by MelonWorm November 17, 2013
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golden pregnancy

A pregnancy that occurs before the woman has ever menstruated
Girl 1: "How can Sarah be pregnant she's only 13 and she hasn't even started having periods yet? ".

Girl 2: "It's rare to become pregnant before you start your periods but it can happen sometimes. She must have been ovulating for the first time when she had sex. She's had a golden pregnancy"
by Felanna December 30, 2013
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