dancing dildo

A gay man, usually blonde hair, who has no common sense and walks around clueless like he'ld rather be getting shagged up the ass.

Mark was acting like a dancing dildo at the office when jim kept tickling him behind the ear with his mothers dildo.

by Ed Sack August 3, 2007

dildo gaggins

Funny Parody of Bilbo Baggins that can be used to piss of your friends.

Person A:Hey did you see the new Hobbit movie?
Person B:Yeah,what about it?
Person A:Do you remember Dildo Gaggins?
Person B:Who?
Person A:You know,Dildo Gaggins :).
Person B:Screw you

by MarkVlogs December 22, 2015

Fruit Dildo

A dildo, mad entirely of fruit, that some poor kid had to hold up as an advertisement for an Aussie supermarket...
what's worse is that he had to dip it in yogurt, which made it even more embarrassing...

Kid: *holding fruit dildo* i hate my life !!!

*see picture for reference*

by ToyboyTime May 17, 2008

horny dildo

an exagerated king sized dildo that have viens that course through it

tom was a gay fag so he used a horny dildo to please his mangina

by lostsoul425 January 1, 2009

Dillon

A Below average height boy who has a tiny pecker.

Dillon is shorter than me and has a reverse penis.

by TinyPeckerHater August 15, 2019

dildo punch

to strike an individual with a sex toy, most often a large dildo, in order to cause pain or embarassement, often in retaliation for a previous act. dildo punches are most often planned and often executed with a degree of surprise. for maximum effect it is best to strike the individual in a crowded place.

"Martin totally cheated on that hand. You distract him and I'm gonna lay down a mad dildo punch."

"If that guy doesn't stop chewing his gum so loud I'm gonna dildo punch his ass!"

by sean_517 September 2, 2006

Still Though-Dildo Maneuver

The act of derailing someone's argument by responding immediately to the use of the words "Still Though" with the word "Dildo", with hopefully flustering effects

Graham: That movie sucked cow dick
Kyle: Still though-
Graham: DILDO!!!
Kyle: *Exasperated Sigh* I wish you would stop making shit up like the "Still Though-Dildo Maneuver"
Graham: Hey, you always walk right into it.
Kyle: Still though-
Graham: DILDO!!!

by Ronnie the Bear December 15, 2008