Clean breakaway

A clean breakaway is when you only need one to two wipes after taking a dump. Also known as a "healthy poop".

Person 1: "That didn't take long; I thought you had to take a shit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."

by DarthXanax June 2, 2017

Clean Shaven Swag

a form of swag that is obtained upon shaving for the first time in ages; completely transforms an individual inside and out.

IK: Dre has really changed this past week
SS: Must be the Clean Shaven Swag
IK: True dat fam

by Ikhanic September 5, 2017

clean meat

Real meat made through cellular agriculture, without killing animals or wasting antibiotics. Nutrient energy is not distributed to structures like a tail or a face, instead it is all devoted to the product.

Clean meat tastes just like slaughtered meat without the guilt.

by picantepiacente June 17, 2019

Cleaning

Something parents invented to torture their children, and get an easy way to punish them.

Parent: "Go start cleaning your room!"
Child: "No!"
Parent: "Now or you're grounded!"
Child: "No"
Parent: "You're grounded and have double the amount of chores."

by Lynni4669 February 24, 2020

Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up

Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.

by kuntloondi March 13, 2020

Clean Jean

This is when you put your girl face down with a pillow under her hips. Then you fill her ass with four ounces of gel hand sanitizer. Then you do her in the ass. Just as you are about to nut, you scream “Clean Jean”.

Last night, My neighbor heard me finish my Clean Jean.

by Gas man. June 5, 2020

clean dean

When you take a phat shiz and you go to wipe your @$$ and there is nothing on your toilet paper.

Guys I just got a clean dean. My new time record is 20 seconds.

by Mac with a fork June 9, 2020