Count Slay

1: Kim Dracula.

2: Another fan made name for Kim Dracula because they constantly slay.

Kim is always slaying so they're new name is Count Slay.

by LXXLoveRoulette August 3, 2023

redwood count

number of redwoods attributed to a person acording to the redwood scale

Charles is a dick, he has a huge redwood count

by MidwayDrFleming January 12, 2004

der chunternator

(must say with a german accent)

der chunternator is any "chunt" affiliated with the slurs; a pawn of the slu administration; the amazon (for bigness and perhaps burlyness, alike); makes for good jokes ending with "cchunt"

question: who is that gynormous girl with a whiney voice and popped collar?
answer: oh, thats carla hunter, aka der chunternator.

by aqualibra collective February 10, 2005

swag count

everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.

Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.

or
This picture of me has a very high swag count!

by little kbaybay January 1, 2012

cross counter

A cross-counter is a counter-attack begun immediately after an opponent throws a jab, exploiting the opening in the opponent's position.

In fighting games, it is used in the same context, and it is sometimes mentioned in tournaments. Characters that have long attack animations, blocking the attack and then proceeding to counter attack while they are exiting the attack animation is considered a cross counter.

Roy's side smash takes a while to complete, so you can block it and cross counter before he finishes.

by Huu December 26, 2013

bed count

Something douchebags claim exist even though it doesn't.

1:I want to fuck that girl.
2:No. her bed count is too high.
1:Go fuck yourself.

by Joe The Autistic March 13, 2016

ninja counter-strike

a hare-brained, living underwater-type adventure planned, usually, by a scatterbrain and that's doomed to fail from the start

if you're a scatterbrain and know it, don't plan a ninja counter-strike on your own

by Sexydimma January 12, 2017