Washington, DC

The capital of the United States. Named because it's a dirty city in need of a TON of WASHING. The "DC" then obviously stands for "Dirty City".

Washington, DC is probably best known for it's vibrant ghettos where top of the line crack is sold and consumed on a daily basis.

Let's go to Washington, DC to score some crack tonight! oh yea!

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

See sex, sexual intercourse, and fucking.

"(You asked for a back rub), and that means... Mr. Smith Goes to Washington?" - Ray Romano, Everybody Loves Raymond

by Davidus February 22, 2005

Washington Ice Cubes

The act of freezing male ejaculate into the form of an ice cube and then making someone add it to their drink

Becca loves having my Washington ice cubes in her coke!

by Micheal Moore January 1, 2008

Washing the rabbit

What Dave likes to do rather than waterskiing

Me: Dave do you want to come waterskiing?
Dave: Sorry i cant im washing the rabbit.

by Toneee August 11, 2008

Washingtonian

1) Someone from Washington.

2) A weird person who doesn't use an umbrella when there's clearly water falling out of the sky.

3) Someone who pronounces Oregon the WRONG way.

4) A person who thinks the world is coming to an end when it starts snowing.

5) A person who is technologically underdeveloped.

1) "I'm a Washingtonian."

2) "He got pneumonia from being in too much rain and died."
"Why wasn't he using an umbrella?"
"I don't know. He must be a Washingtonian."

3) WRONG way = Or-ee-gun
RIGHT way = Oh-ree-gahn

4) Me: "It's snowing!!!" *dances with joy*
Washingtonian: "Omg the world's coming to an end!!!! Everyone run for your lives!!!!"

5) "He died of heatstroke because he didn't have an air conditioner in his apartment."
"What kind of idiot doesn't have an air conditioner in their apartment when it's 115 outside?"
"I don't know; he must have been a Washingtonian. I hear they don't believe in air conditioning.

by Live.Love.Learn July 24, 2009

Washing theory

No matter washing powder you use, the clothes will always smell the same.

Woody always smells nice. Frosty's mum always stinks.

by Woody February 24, 2004

warning war

I competition--usually between two friends--to warn then to 100% on AIM. The key to warning wars is being fast with your mouse and having several different screen names from which to warn your victim. For, if you're warned to 100%, you can't send IMs quickly.

"I had a warning war with Peggy last night and warned her from all 12 of my screen names. I won!"

by Forturne Cokie August 30, 2004