universal truth

The one simple fact that is so overwhelmingly true that all mankind bows down and acknowledges the validity of the statement...burfag=fag

Just at the thought of the universal truth the entire group nodded yes in complete agreement.

by pensman66 October 25, 2004

Tether the blimp

When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.

Dude, ‘Bama was all over Turtle at the party so he had to tether the blimp.

by Joe Zarthon September 13, 2006

Texas teeth

1. It is an abnormal condition caused by excessive intake of fluorides. Can also be called mottled enamel characterized in children by discoloration and pitting of the teeth and in adults by pathological bone changes.

"hey, look at texas teeth over there, he needs to see a dentist and stop drinking that flouridated public drinking water."

by Anoo November 13, 2006

teutonnia

Owned by a retarded guy named Leutgard. He is a pedo.

That is dumb as Teutonnia

by Germa_nc June 8, 2023

da truth

Someone or something that embodies the truth.

She is Da Truth!
Regarding Sojourner Truth:
"My takings from this speech is Da Truth, ...She didn't speak for the majorities in the racial culture, she was speaking for the sister..." -O Dyer.

by HeatherD March 17, 2008

tombstone teeth

Usually occuring in older members of society, "Tombstone teeth" is a derogatory term used to describe a mouth consisting mainly of tongue and gums. Maybe, one or two teeth will stand out but no more than that. The ones on the bottom jaw seem more resistent to base-jumping out of the mouth, for some reason. Scientists are looking into this as I speak.

"That old Mrs Webster has some serious tombstone teeth. They're all yellow..."

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

The Truth

Slang for a very large penis.

Girlfriend: I want to have sex with you!

Boyfriend: I don't think you can handle The Truth.

Girlfriend: yes I can!

Boyfriend: Are you sure? The Truth hurts but it can set you free. ;)

by PurpleNurple12345678910 December 14, 2011