2 definitions by Joe Zarthon
While you girlfriend (or wife) has fallen asleep after promising you a blow job yet again, you sit next to her and jerk off while she sleeps. After you nut in your hand you fling it in her face and yell "Wake up bitch!".
by Joe Zarthon May 16, 2006
When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.
by Joe Zarthon September 13, 2006