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When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.
Dude, β€˜Bama was all over Turtle at the party so he had to tether the blimp.
by Joe Zarthon September 13, 2006
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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