/b/tard 

One who has experienced true Hell on the internet. This person has probably already gone insane. Talking to them will result in your own sanity or IQ loss. Talk to a /b/tard at your own risk, newfag.

"Rofldance, dude, did you see Rick Roll doing Weegee on top of Heavy Weapons Guy last night while on the phone with desu girl? But man, I tell you, Vagineer is as almost as scary as Ceiling Cat singing double rainbow, all the way. Zeus Cat, I'm such a /b/tard. Lol, internet."

/b/tard by Anonymous666420 September 21, 2010

Couche-tard 

Anyone performing a particularly stupid activity anywhere in the province of Quebec, Canada.

Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.

"That guy's riding his bicycle, uphill, in a snowstorm, in the middle of February. What a couche-tard!"

Couche-tard by Archie Goodwin February 18, 2008

pop-tard 

When a retarded virgin looses her cherry it is called a "pop-tard"

pop-tard by f4 July 31, 2003

bitch tard 

A combination of bitch and retard. Best if said matter-of factly with emphasis on the tard.

Nick, get your bitch-tarded ass out of my way

bitch tard by kung fu guru May 4, 2005

Party Tard 

Often used to describe someone who is so intoxicated at a party that they start doing stupid things such as spilling their beer, making lame jokes, etc...etc...

Did you see the party tard knocking all sorts of shit over?

Party Tard by Alcoholism November 20, 2004

chromo-tard

A person who possess chromosomes that make them appear retarded. These people usually also have an unusually low IQ(under 80)

can be brought on by genetics.

parents are usually former/current druggies.

these people sometimes drool in public.

Eric: Go get me some wood glue.
Tom: what do you do with wood glue? does it taste good?
Eric: You are such a chromo-tard.
Steven: yeah dude, your fucked up.

chromo-tard by g-diggity June 12, 2006

Flo-rid-a-tard 

An acquired or genetic mental condition resulting from either being a child conceived by at least one parent who was the recipient of a Florida education or in the case where there is no genetic link present from one of the parents, simply a child that was educated in Florida.

I don't know if John is so stupid because one or both of his parents were educated in Florida or if it's because he moved to Florida as a child and was educated there, but he is absolutely a classic Flo-rid-a-tard.

Flo-rid-a-tard by poppilopo June 11, 2009