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frat tard

Heterosexual white male easily identified by the follwoing items: north face jackets, polo shirts, khaki shorts, wranglers, rainbow sandals, new balance tennis shoes, top siders, eighties sun glasses, and keystone breath.

Are frequently surprised to discover life outside of the frat culture.

Daily rituals often include shotgunning beers, taking advantage of drunken sorority girls, and general distruction of theirs and others property.
Hey who is that guy....oh yea that's Cory he's just not in his frat tard attire so you couldn't recognize him.
by Liz and Allie May 23, 2006
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fuck-tard

like 'retard', except sounds better.
bob: "damnit i burnt the toast!"

sally: "you FUCK-tard!"
by reowwwww November 9, 2006
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tard bashing

The act of randomly and violently attacking persons out of pure rage for no apparent reason. Usually done after a very stressful day and/or high stress levels. The attacker shows no remorse and usually laughs hysterically while carrying out the beating. The person being attacked usually has a low social status and/or low intelligece level, usually refered to as a noob.
Attacker 1: Fuck that physics lab report, lets go tard bashing.
Attacker 2: Yeah I'll go get my fucking hatchet so we can own people in the face.
Attacker 1: Yeah lets fuck up some noobs.
Attacker 2: Yeah, it's tard bashing time.
by pythro March 3, 2006
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Jack-Tard

A mix between a jackass and a retard. Mainly, it means someone who is really stupid and an asshole.
Man: Hey, queer, dig that hole!
Woman: No, stop being a jack-tard!
by pens0087 July 21, 2009
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Cane Tards

A term of reference for players, management and especially fans of Townsville-based, Australian A-League Football (Soccer)club, North Queensland Fury.

The term is a derivative of 'tard', used in reference to all things Melbourne Victory, another A-League club, but expanded to incorporate a reference to Cane Toads, which are a local pest.

The term was originally coined on a Sydney FC internet forum.
Fan 1: Who are we playing in Round 1?

Fan 2: We're up against the Cane Tards, easy win.
by Jubal1 April 20, 2009
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tard wit

One who has the equal or less wit of a person who is handicapped or retarded
Joe: I'm a dumb
Jake: No your not dumb joe, your just a fucked over tard wit
by --Jordan-- September 8, 2008
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cart tard

A tard hired by a retailer to collect shopping carts. Derogatory term for same. Note: although this description is based on people with various developmental disabilities, it should be understood that they are generally working to the best of their abilities and are therefore blameless. This term is best applied to allegedly normal people who are severely underachieving.
I couldn't find anything carry my stuff because the cart tard was too busy picking his nose for a snack.
by Spanky Smackety May 19, 2007
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