Futon Time

Committing sexual acts while being on a futon, most likely on a futon that is not yours.

Walking in while Megan and Chris were having "Futon Time" was so awkward...

Futon Time by Nathan Jang April 5, 2011

tax-time baller 

A person who is newly albeit temporarily wealthy from a huge tax return, only to be flat broke again a month later once they spend every penny on frivolous crap.

Person 1 : I just got 2 thousand on my tax return. I'm about to hit the mall.

Person 2: Why don't you take a little and splurge and save the rest or maybe get some new tires for your car because your tires are bald, or maybe even take a few classes?

Person 1: Ahh that can wait, I gotta look good this weekend. There was $200 watch I saw at Macy's and those new Jordan's came out this week. Plus.....

..........3 weeks later.........

Person 1: You got a couple bucks so I can get a few packs of noodles?

Person 2: A couple Bucks?!?!? Didn't you just get 2 G's a few weeks ago?? I knew you was a tax-time baller.

Person 1: .....*hangs head*.......

tax-time baller by itMIGHTbedatboy January 16, 2014

me time

one's own personal time to be alone

"Can you do this for me?"
"Naw, I need some me time right now."

me time by Daisy T. July 10, 2006

timesaw 

A chainsaw that can cut through the fabric of space and time and allow a person to travel into the past.

"Dude, she attacked me with a timesaw and now I'm stuck in the olden days!"

timesaw by Rock Jonny February 8, 2007

Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts

Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?

Jonsey time by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

bub time 

When you would rather spend time with your redneck friends drinking beer, watching sports then with your family and spouse

My old lady gets it, she realizes I gotta watch the 49ers,I need Bub time

bub time by Vodka Milk December 14, 2014

technique time 

Private masturbation time where the person masturbating then assesses one's self based on their speculation in order to be able to "play" better when the time comes.

"I wish Ms. Snide had us do technique time so that I could have a legitimate reason to do it."

technique time by StarPants February 8, 2015