Mr. Stone

A bum ass bitch teacher who likes to scare little kids

If you see Mr. Stone RUN.

by ugly ass hoe February 20, 2019

blood stone

when you experience something so horrific your poop fills your lower bowels and petrifies into a hard ball tearing your anus open and covering your turd with blood. One solid bloody mass.

We heard the screaming saw him crying and clenching ass checks in pain, he could have at least flushed the blood stone he left behind.

by twooldshoes May 2, 2011

Sharon Stone

a slang/street term for crack cocaine a/k/a crack rock –– a term used by rapper Makell Bird

Can I get a bump?
Yeah, you know I got that Sharon Stone

by maktown September 13, 2014

Sun Stone

Seen in Stadium/GSC series of the Pokemon games, this item makes Pokemon evolve, too.

Gloom + Sun Stone= Bellossom
Sunkern + Sun Stone= Sunflora

by RatchetBoo October 19, 2003

brown stone

a fictional medical condition, a kidney stone of the ass that blocks shit from comming out

Jack reall needed to take a shit but it wouldent come out because of his brown stone.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

sydney stone

A super sexy girl who has an amazing ass. Her ass is really big and juicy and you just want to grab it every time you see it in yoga pants. She also has nice boobs and is nicer than people think she is

The girl in your school that has a bodacious ass that you want to penetrate that is named sydney stone

by the man123456789 October 9, 2013

Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.

Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010