stoned

what people do when they find their pink floyd albums

i'm going to get "stoned" and listen to dark side of the moon and look up "stoned" on the internet. woohoo!@

by this isn\'t your friend October 27, 2003

cold stone

a ice cream place where they add anything you want while mixing the ice cream on a cold surface

I get brownies and french vanilla ice cream at cold stone

by sweettooth02 May 7, 2008

Stone Bridge

Stone Bridge High School is probably the only good school to go to. They will freakin destroy you in football. Beat your ass all over the field in soccer. And pretty much any other sport they have there. Plus Academics wise they are one of the smartest schools in the country. Screw all the other schools around here like County, and Broad Run who think they are the best...and Briar Woods who shouldn't even be counted as a school. Stone Bridge is where its at. End of story

BRunSpartan: Duuuuude my school is soooo good at sports we will crush anyone we play

Bulldogbro: ...Stone Bridge?

BRun Spartan: Shit nvm. you win.

by ascbroski August 22, 2010

30 stone

A 30 pack of Keystone Light. Keystone Light is the beer of choice for college kids since its cheap and tastes much better than Natty Light.

A 30 Stone used to cost $10.99 but now its $11.99.

We got hammered last night, in fact I'm pretty sure we went through 4 30 Stones.

by Woodjablowme March 14, 2008

Stoned

the state i'm in at the moment. i'm almost positive it has different definitions for everyone, because everyone experiences a high differently. for me, i start thinking about ways to solve all the worlds problems or say something and laugh and then forget what i was laughing about. in this state, music sounds amplified and you feel like you're "in it". i find myself unable to not move to the music. but thats just me. everything becomes exponentially funnier. sometimes, you even hallucinate at this stage and see mickey mouse like i have. your limbs feel really heavy like rocks, hence the name "stoned" basically, the only way for you to really understand the definition is to get to this state yourself. so toke up !

"OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS" what ? "oh.. i forgot. i had a plan to save the seagulls but i forgot cus i'm stoned."

by brendabong November 1, 2009

stonehenged

When you're trying to hook up with someone, but people/friends around you don't realize and go on to surround you on all sides, making the situation as awkward as humanly possible while also making it impossible to leave without causing some serious commotion.

Dude, I was going to hook up with that chick but we got stonehenged the whole time.

by Ye110 January 4, 2011

Phill Stone

Insanely funny college bum who works at Mc Donalds, matureity of a dog in heat when around lay, 1 of papa lazarou's many wives but now widowed as he wasnt good enough for papa or his circus, has four legs and an iron willy and 13 toes,{see incest}.

Hey phill you crazy assed 13 toed mofo, quit humpping lay's leg and make me some pie!!!!

by MINE!!!! January 25, 2004