shart

when you think you are going to fart but a load and messy shit comes out in stead.

"oh dang I started all over my grandma, and now she is covered in wet poop and moist oder. " I love eating my fat sharts

by Kitkatthebat March 22, 2021

Giga Shart

A doomsday event in your asshole when you think it’s going to be a fart but end up spewing crap everywhere

Guy 1: What’s wrong with him he looks like he’s going to die?

Guy 2: Poor Sam over there is experiencing a Giga Shart

by Ruptured Salmi April 23, 2021

Shart

The act of trusting a fart and shitting thine pants. It’s like a fart but you poop a lil.

“But like really, on a scale of one to ten, how stanky are your sharts”

by Shartywiththemelodyinmyhead April 25, 2021

Shart

When you squat

Omg I just squatted and now I shart!!

by Iamsocool7idontshartiswear May 7, 2021

Shart-vac

Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.

Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!

by MC1986 May 7, 2021

Shart

The act of farting and pooping at the same time.
What you do fart and poop at the same time.

Guy 1: "I had to shart last night."
Guy 2: "Bro were you sick?"
Guy 1: "Yea, it was really bad."

by W Rich July 13, 2022

Shart Attack

When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.

"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022