Fucking Retard

Someone who is even worse than a retard. Is a spastic, and has an IQ less than 40.

Rishi Jobanputra
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Rishi Jobanputra is a Fucking Retard

by at_man March 24, 2009

retajophobia

The fear of retaj whenever she hears a specific word

I have retajophobia because I screamed ClOuT and she chased me with me with a knife

by RETAJOPHOBIA December 8, 2021

Retagious

Something which is retardedly contagious.

When someone is sleep deprived they leak their retardedness, thus being retardedly contagious or retagious.

by kari89 March 2, 2010

Retard Lifeguard

The friend who cockblocks you purposefully in order to make sure losers don't waste your time.

Some girl: "Oh my God, did you see that douche trying to talk to Jill?"
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."

by thatgirltrippy September 23, 2013

retaliatory flatulence

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.

"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."

by CB7652 March 20, 2015

retaliatory flatulence

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.

"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."

by CB7652 March 20, 2015

retard dialect

A person fluent in the language of retard

The cashier only understood retard dialect.

by @RealOne May 26, 2015