by Stanp1harmony June 27, 2021
Derogatory and insulting term for a female yuppie.
She drives a minivan or an SUV. While she drives, she watches movies on the DVD player. She holds a Starbucks Coffee and babbles on the cell phone while driving.
She has an attitude of entitlement, and is even more pushy than a New Yawwk Jew. She names her daughter Cassidy, Madison, Taylor, Bergman, or Sasquatch. She always votes for Hillary Clinton because she is wealthy enough to shield her income from taxes. If her name is Karen or Judy, she changes it to Taylor or some other masculine name.
She drives a minivan or an SUV. While she drives, she watches movies on the DVD player. She holds a Starbucks Coffee and babbles on the cell phone while driving.
She has an attitude of entitlement, and is even more pushy than a New Yawwk Jew. She names her daughter Cassidy, Madison, Taylor, Bergman, or Sasquatch. She always votes for Hillary Clinton because she is wealthy enough to shield her income from taxes. If her name is Karen or Judy, she changes it to Taylor or some other masculine name.
Jackson is a soccer mom. Stay out of her way when she drives, and hang on to your wallet when she votes.
by Delicious Tuna Wanda September 25, 2007
by m0rph3us August 15, 2004
An overused phrase (much like your mom), especially in jokes, or heated conversation. Also serves as a mark of stupidity when you can't come up with anything else to say.
by Yoor Mom May 04, 2003
"your mom" tries to make the victim believe that the attacker is acquainted with the victim's mother.
Victim: I can't seem to get this to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.
by Peter March 14, 2004
Ebonic term of endearment used for someone who probably spent more time with an individual than their real mom.
Usually not even related to the person using the phrase
Usually not even related to the person using the phrase
by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 13, 2004
Retarded bitches who would protect their children from Video Games, Movies, Anime, Internet and just anything that contains the words hell or damn (I know these aren't swear words of course). They would yell at anybody who mentions anything about them. Even at a librarian who just lets someone know that none of that content is available (I'm glad I don't have such a overprotective mother).
Me: Excuse me but is there any manga here?
Librarian: Sorry. This library does not carry manga or anim...
Soccer Mom passing by: HEY! YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT STUFF AROUND MY KIDS!!!! OR I'M...
Librarian: SHHHHHH!!!!
Soccer Mom: *Who was dumb enough to think that the librarian was going to say the word "shit"* DON'T YOU SAY THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!
Me: *takes soccer mom outside, 50 feet away from the library and casts Blazemost (a Dragon Warrior spell)* Silence is golden bitch!
Librarian: Sorry. This library does not carry manga or anim...
Soccer Mom passing by: HEY! YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT STUFF AROUND MY KIDS!!!! OR I'M...
Librarian: SHHHHHH!!!!
Soccer Mom: *Who was dumb enough to think that the librarian was going to say the word "shit"* DON'T YOU SAY THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!
Me: *takes soccer mom outside, 50 feet away from the library and casts Blazemost (a Dragon Warrior spell)* Silence is golden bitch!
by StraightFMan February 15, 2005