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Matthew Brand

A lanky piece of shit who has no sense of humour, he has no idea how to spell anything. He thinks he is good at football when realistically he is not because he can't decide whether to pick up a ball or kick it away so he let it go in the goal and he lost his team the game. He doesn't know how to make his sandwiches but he tells everyone he made them him-self so he looks like a big man. Basically, if we come to a conclusion about Matthew Brand, and if you know him, then we feel really really really sorry for you and we take pity on you. His parents don't love him and they bought him a grandpa watch, he tried being cool by smoking when he didn't even inhale anything so we took the piss out of him. He thinks he knows everything about the economy but he has no idea about the economy.
Geoff Smith: "Come on, let's go out!"
Brad Jones: "No! Matthew Brand is gonna be there, he is wasteman!"
Geoff Smith: "Oh yeah! Shit! I forgot, he is a complete battyboy and wasteman. Bun going near that rastaclaart"
Brad Jones: "Told ya bruv! Who wants to go near him?! He always tries to act like a big man, manz hate manz like that G!"
Geoff Smith: "Yeah alright then safe. Let's go shisha in London, that wasteman aint gonna be there :D"
Brad Jones: "Yeah yeah safe"
by Yakub Wasim July 19, 2011
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matthew

an alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops.
Im going out with some friends to grab a few matthews.
by SUBSANCHEZ December 27, 2013
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Matthew

The most handsome man ever. He is the most amazing guy in the world and no one could replace him. He is kind and tries to be nice got everyone. He has good taste in music. And his girlfriend is in love with him
Girl one:damn did u see Matthew.
Boy: I'm straight and he is fine
by theswagger June 29, 2015
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Matthew

A fun caring guy that will treat a girl like she's The only one for him in the whole existence of the world
by Lmxbidestoryer May 25, 2017
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Matthew Carr

A hit Star in Japan For Many of His horror Movies. He usually is playing as a ginger who plays as a gamer who stumbles into the game and fights monsters.
will-Hey look it Matthew Carr!

Nash- OMGG!!!!!!!!!!
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Matthew Thacker

Matthew Thacker is a strange person. Usually followed up with something that rhymes.
Matthew Thacker Panty Snatcher!
Matthew Thacker Runescape Hacker!
by NomsNomsNomsGEO! October 21, 2011
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matthew's holy hammer

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides
Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.
by St.damien February 21, 2014
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