knitty litter

The yarn, neeedles, spinning wheels and other debris that collects all over a home when an inhabitant is into knitting or crocheting.

Can you get this knitty litter off the couch so we have a place to sit down?

by BMan419 January 7, 2017

Jakob Lester

Way better than Adam, a dick that puts men to shame and wets ever vagina within a mile... (also super rich)

Jakob Lester: *in the showers*
Adam Klein:*wets vagina*

by 3than_7aylor June 12, 2017

looks lottery

Any male or female that was lucky enough to grow up good looking.

Shiela can get any man she wants, she hit the looks lottery.

by MKUFAMS1099 February 9, 2018

Chat Litter

The act of causing flood or high amounts of spam in a text chat, typically by arguments, salt, etc.

Calm down, you all have been arguing for the past hour, and I'm getting tired of all this chat litter.

by Shiftend June 15, 2018

phil lester

an actual ray of sunshine

person 1: have you heard of phil lester?
person 2: yes! his smile outshines the sun

by chippyrat October 31, 2018

pinch litter

When u gotta poop ultra bad, may already have kissed ur underwear a bit, and the cats litter box is closest thing u got.. more ethical choice than shit your pants or Shit on your living room floor or wherever if a toilet is u accessible.

(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)

I’m not kidding you, i took a pinch litter, and they still didn’t ever find out it wasn’t the cat!

by pseudonympho April 19, 2022

satan’s latter

5 or more men performing oral sex in interlocking positions

Me and the guys are climbing satan’s latter tonight, you in?

by Stewies January 15, 2018