MKUFAMS1099's definitions

ZOMBIE VOTER

A vote cast by someone who is deceased.

The Newspaper reported that a 170 year old man voted in the past election. That is one heck of a Zombie Voter.

by MKUFAMS1099 November 8, 2020

GLOVELESS

Not wearing gloves, as in Bare Knuckle Boxing.

I like the UFC but I wish they would fight gloveless.

by MKUFAMS1099 April 9, 2022

2020

A person who is acting crazy. A person who is doing something that others can not understand.

Dude, I told you to stay away from that girl. She is totally 2020.

by MKUFAMS1099 August 2, 2020

looks lottery

Any male or female that was lucky enough to grow up good looking.

Shiela can get any man she wants, she hit the looks lottery.

by MKUFAMS1099 February 9, 2018

Offensensitivity

the practice of being butthurt or triggered instead of taking something as a joke or constructive criticism.

Tarance got his feeling hurt when his doctor told him he was gaining too much weight. His offensensitivity about his weight has gotten out of control.

by MKUFAMS1099 February 7, 2019

Truffle Buffer

The act of cleaning your asshole so that it does not smell when your mate is performing oral sex.

I will never go out with Linda again. She is not known for truffle buffering.

by MKUFAMS1099 November 7, 2015