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Jizz Quiz 

A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.
1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor, puppy love wanker!

2) I swear I was all dressed, made up, and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.

3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
Jizz Quiz by Atlatl September 14, 2006
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Jizz Monkey 

A person who is known to masturbate frequently, and is also and idiot, who is often unattractive like a primate, thus the "monkey". Other wise known as a freak
Jizzmonkey- I screwed myself over your milf last night
Guy- Ow thats disgusting you ugly Jizz Monkey!
Jizz Monkey by FailWinner October 10, 2009
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jizz fish 

Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.
Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>
jizz fish by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

jizz attack 

A large scale dumping of male bodily secretion.
If the Canadiens win tonight, I hope America pulls a jizz attack on the city of Montreal.
jizz attack by matt osbueno April 21, 2008

Jizz bib 

a gay man's burly beard. Also known as "cum catcher."
"Man, my jizz bib is gettin crusty!"
Jizz bib by ed hart May 6, 2006

Jizz Bucket 

A bucket of jizz, where one shoots their jizz
Andy Lederman loves drinking Ben Migdals Jizz Bucket
Jizz Bucket by Zrizzle May 13, 2005

Jizz Jozz 

(pronounced jizz jawz)
The act of shooting a load into someone's mouth/jaw.
Guy 1: OMG, look at that bitty over there!
Guy 2: I'd give her the jizz jozz.
Jizz Jozz by DunnMega February 4, 2010