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Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked up midgets paint themselves bright orange and you have to parallel parks between them.
Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.
by shtoven December 13, 2010
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Human

A sad pathetic race that views themselves as superiors to others and cannot coexist in peace because of their selfish, ignorant, deceitful, and judgmental way of living.
Humans are the worst beings ever spawned by evolution.
by Aliens_The Superior Race October 2, 2009
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Humans

Humans will suck the earth dry, then sob to their various denominational deities when there is no clear water or food.
by handssmelllikerubber December 26, 2010
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Human Cannonball

1) When a person jumps into the water from a high height to produce a large splash.

2) An Atari game long out of commission.

3) When someone wears too little clothing into a public shopping area, while also being obscenely obese.
Dude! See that chick? What a Human Cannonball!

Eew, do you see the human cannonball on aisle 3?
by Oakstaff January 10, 2012
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human

a stupid, self-centered, and closed-minded race residing on this pitiful mudball and have jaded themselves to only worry about their own planet which is truly no more than a dot in this universe. luckily, they will be wiped out in less than a decade.
me: If you were human, where do you think you'd be?
Rayven" If I were human, I'd have shot myself two seconds after coming out of the womb.
by Aira October 4, 2003
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human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.
Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.
by Paul February 13, 2005
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humanah humanah

a random expression when you dont know what to say!!
hello er um humanah humanah
by bobjim January 12, 2008
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