german wage

A big and hairy vagina
A vagina that needs some aesthetic work

Jane: OMG I need to wax my german wage.

by Cakester November 6, 2007

german shoemaker

a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex

1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.

by RamonDelFuego October 19, 2010

German Black Forest

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina, usually done with solid, firmer stool as to provide ample pressure to assure penetration.

This bitch was so nasty, not only did she want a hot lunch last night, but she wanted a German Black Forest too, so I gave her one. Luckily, I drank milk all week and was constipated before hand.

by LL Cool Ryan November 21, 2006

german bloodhound kiss

The german bloodhound kiss is when you perform oral sex on your female partner while she is menstruating.

"My girlfriend started her rag today. I can't wait to give her that german bloodhound kiss I read about on Urban Dictionary."

by R2THEC April 2, 2008

german gas mask

When a girl is laying on her back, you cum in her mouth ,sit on her face, trap her arms so she cant move then let out the biggest fart and sort of suffocate her with your cheeks

I hate that bitch so I gave her a german gas mask.

by ah in oh March 16, 2008

German Sparkle Party

The kind of activity's you do when galavanting around with a pedophile named Jenna and its wife which is the British Queen of Narnia and there germansomely friends who are awesome

A: Dude! That party was awesome!
B: Yeah, it was a german sparkle party!

Q: We, are so awesome
R: Where ever we go german sparkle parties just happen around us!

by SuperAnna 'the germanly one' November 19, 2011

German Pretzel

The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.

Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.

by Random Hero April 20, 2004