Alabama garden hose

While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.

My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.

by Uncle Screwj May 5, 2017

witch garden

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.

Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.

by ethenog July 25, 2017

ryan gardener

If shes dating a gay guy does that mean shes actually a man?

Ryan gardener will blow up the world

by 88316jxx October 13, 2017

burrito garden

Microwave

See also: burrito mouth

I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

chewed garden hose

The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.

I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.

by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017

golden garden

The act of making your co worker believe they do not know the meaning of a phrase, so they feel left out and stupid.

We pretended golden gardens was a weird sexual act.

by Thesandeyman December 12, 2017

get gamed

To get pranked or screwed over

Ha you fell for that??! Get gamed bro?

by beegeesknees July 1, 2018