Dong Jackets

A form of birth control made of latex which has a vast assortment of varieties, sizes, and colors. Made to cover a man's penis during sexual intercourse

Trisha and I were getting hot and heavy last night but as luck would have it neither of us had the dong jackets

by The Fluffiest Bunny February 19, 2009

dong fondeler

A dong fondeler is someone who touches them self inappropriately during class.

Me: hey look eddies at it again
Phil: oh Yeh he is definitely a dong fondeler

by Sammy swag Lad February 5, 2014

ding dong

A word to describe your pals when they be acting stupid.

“Bro look at kami. She’s acting like a total ding dong.”

by surfergal January 11, 2019

Dong gong

When you smack a girl's cheek with your dick and her mouth is open so there is a sound.

Woke up the neighbors when I hit my girl with and she dong gong'd.

by Predictablytall December 25, 2014

eat a dong

A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.

KANYE:"I already told you, I am a God"
RESPONSE: "Eat a dong you piece of garbage.

by lifeless_derp July 12, 2016

Ding dong

Someone who forgets to hang out w the person they made plans with

Ella is a ding dong because she forgot to hang out with kalen at lunch yesterday

by Rawr6942011 December 9, 2021

ding dong

its a mexican who cant speak spanish. essentially they are white on the inside and brown on the outside.

Sgt.Romo your such a Ding Dong.

by Ughz November 7, 2006