Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by anonymous July 31, 2023

Curtain

The most handsome cat in the world

Look at curtain.... he's so handsome!

by Curtainlover420 December 13, 2020

curtain spreader

Another name for a slut or slag.

Billy; lol look at that girl

Timmy; nah m8 she just a curtain spreader

by Olix December 1, 2017

Curtain

A huge piece of cloth that hangs over a window

Zed: Bruh are home alone?
Ned: Yep
Zed: Dancing naked in your room?
Ned: Yes. WAIT, how did you know!?
Zed: Your curtains are still open and I can see you...

Horse
Goose
Dinglehopper
Door
Monkey
Alligeny

by Shanillia June 17, 2016

Beef Curtains

A vagina

Look at her Beef Curtains

by trumpetBlaster January 7, 2021

Curtain Sisters

The act of two girl friends having sex with the same guy at different times.

Shaniqua and Lateesha are curtain sisters now. They both had sex with George!

by Goobber November 16, 2009

Curtain Drop

Counter to the mushroom stamp.

John mushroom stamped Susan, so she curtain dropped his ass.

by 112airframes August 25, 2009