by THECOOL> January 2, 2012
Get the cock creepingmug. A mega creep is a creep but worse.
In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.
Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,
wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually, without emotional reason to, and being predatory does.
The mega creep does all of that with extremely creepy (not cute) smiles, tongue licking and finger wiggling gestures, wanting to Joe Biden sniff anyone he is attracted to
There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone, many bisexual people are awesome & many awesome people are bisexual
But the mega creep is not one of them
And whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean but not creepy to the other one:
The mega creep is creepy to both.
When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.
Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,
wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually, without emotional reason to, and being predatory does.
The mega creep does all of that with extremely creepy (not cute) smiles, tongue licking and finger wiggling gestures, wanting to Joe Biden sniff anyone he is attracted to
There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone, many bisexual people are awesome & many awesome people are bisexual
But the mega creep is not one of them
And whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean but not creepy to the other one:
The mega creep is creepy to both.
When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
Get the mega creepmug. by battycreep316 June 6, 2016
Get the batty creepmug. This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
an online forum post
person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2012
Get the trains-creepmug. by lack10 June 29, 2018
Get the Creepmug. Woman: "That ugly man over there tried talking to me. He's such a creep!"
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Man: "That creepy old lady is looking at me..."
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Man: "That creepy old lady is looking at me..."
by Fcking_Chuck March 12, 2024
Get the Creepmug. The linear deliniation which defines the appropriateness of the age difference between a male and female in a relationship.
Half the males age + 7 = Creep Line. If it equals more = ok, less = creep
Half the males age + 7 = Creep Line. If it equals more = ok, less = creep
"Matty smutted Lasqueesha last night at the bar. He's 30 and she's only 21, that's totes below the Creep Line dude"
Matty: Dude, hit that ass up!
Tim: No way man, she's like 16, totally below the Creep Line!
Matty: Dude, hit that ass up!
Tim: No way man, she's like 16, totally below the Creep Line!
by Teapotz September 29, 2012
Get the Creep Linemug.