Makis classics

A person who is bored of going out or doing any other activity and tries to get away with it by coming up with the worst excuses in existence

-Hey will you come today at the party?
- Yo I can't man, my parents told me that if it's overcrowded I can't go
-ugh come on man that's some Makis Classics

by ShadowIShere August 7, 2022

procian classic

a procian classic is a word used to define a meme or a video that is very funny and would impersonate the sense of humour used in the discord server proc

that silly gato is another procian classic

by cinamon1 May 27, 2023

Vlasic Classic

When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.

"Dude, did you hear? Randy gave Kurt the ol' Vlasic Classic last night!"
"Nice."

by anongonwild November 9, 2017

Classic Vlasic

A term that refers to a reoccurring dick appointment. Much like a vlasic pickle, it is tried and true.

“Yeah idk I think I might hit up the classic vlasic”
“Things didn’t go well with Daniel, time to hit up the classic vlasic”

by Pabalo escasbar January 3, 2025

classic case

"Classic case" is a term used to describe an obvious or typical example of a phenomenon, situation, or trend, often highlighting similarities between two or more subjects. In the context of films, it refers to instances where two movies share notable similarities in themes, release dates, or concepts, making them representative examples of "twin films".

The Indonesian movie similar to Ant-Man: Quantumania where both movies came out on February 2023, is a classic case of twin films.

by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025

Carlos Classic

Unannounced disappearance during a night out (often to the kindergarten, where Carlos tends to lurk in the shadows while scouting for prospective roster signings).

'During a bois night out'

Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.

Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.

by EI Chapo February 7, 2024

Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.

Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!

by Composer man May 12, 2022