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'hey go open that chode for me and start mixing it with mayo'
chode by joy February 2, 2004
a small penis.
EXAMPLE

SIMON PETRIE IS A CHODE.
smaller than your average cock.chode
chode by debera June 28, 2006
Chode, deriving from the latin root "Chod" (Meaning homosexual men who like to poke eachother's balls using there fat penises) is a penis that is approvimately 1.2 or greater width than its length. A chode is also a man (who Ejaculates over 5 times a day) or a women (who bones herself over twice a day).
Example 1: Noun:
"I love having sex with my boyfriend cuz' he can do it so hard with his impressive Chode"

Example 2: Verb:
"Borna stop Chodeing off you asshole before you stain my rug!"
an elf's penis. goblins, dwarves and knomes also have chodes, but at christmas time they grow to average proportions.
santa was impressed by the elongation of his elves' chodes
chode by Senor Chodebury February 28, 2005
when used as an adjective chode is equivalent to words such as "dope" or "radical" or "phat"
Those new nike air force one's are toatally chode shoes. Grand theft aouto 3 is tyhe chodest video game ever
Chode by SofaKingFresh 03 December 22, 2002
1. A person who is not generally cool.
2. A meathead with big biceps and little brains.
3. Jizz, semen.
4. Pot, weed.
I saw this Chode today who was talking with this dude. He said that he'd like to blow his chode sometime really soon. Chode.
Chode by Spencer P. Watson August 21, 2006