Munch Brain

The act of munching food while being stoned to the point of appearing like a zombie. The smoker's craving for food is at the same level zombies crave human brains.

Dude, I was so blazed at Taco Bell I blew $20 to munch brain.

by Dort32 December 8, 2010

Prolactin Brain

An insult you call a calm person because prolactin is the chemical in the brain that is released after comedown which makes you calm for a while.

Daniel: Just chill dog.

Cody: Prolactin Brain!

by TheUltimateRide June 9, 2011

Secretarial Brain Pool

The theory that secretaries of the world draw on a communal brain pool which is monopolized by a few, leaving the majority to fight for the scraps of left-over intelligence. Hence the high turnover rate of secretaries in offices. The longer you work in an office, the more this theory reinforces itself.

"Wow, your secretary seems to do a really good job."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."

by the schultz August 16, 2011

Foggy Brain

A cognitive delay due to recently waking up. May also be attributed to hunger or anger.

Corey doesn't know what he's talking about, he has Foggy Brain.

by Dr. John, PsyD March 13, 2013

Spooge Brain

A condition suffered by males after ejaculation where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.

While suffering from Spooge Brain, Bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. Under no circumstances would Bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.

by Alex Terego February 23, 2014

ball brain

When you squeeze your nut sack and your testicles come up together and they look like a brain

Dude, check out my ball brain!

by That Asian Bat Wing May 20, 2014

bag brain

someone that is just a bag. It's not something that just happens over night, it's a very much a gradual process. A bag brain is someone that smokes shit loads of pot most days of the week and pretty much become dependent on it. If someone is a bag they're usually pretty chill to be with as they're calm people themselves.

'Philip has turned into such a bag brain!''

'Hey Colin, what do you say we try and get the bag to come and play football with us?'

by bag brain July 16, 2014