Balboa

A strong erection that causes premature ejaculation.

*girl bends down to pick up shopping*

boy: oh sweet jesus! i just balboaed! man, i better go change...

by donkedup April 5, 2010

Balloon Animal

a person who goes through condoms like crazy

Dude, so I have this new girlfriend, we have sex 24/7.... she's turning me into a balloon animal

by ediddy27 August 19, 2009

Cock Balloon

A tushy toast tumble down tipsy turvey tickle time.

Lets take a tushy toast tumble down tipsy turvey tickle time with a Cock Balloon sandwich.

by Tits McGee O'Piggly Pee December 16, 2008

balloon knot

Another name for the Anus. Also reffered to as the Angry Spider in the unfortunate case that the balloon knot is surrounded by hair resembling a spiders legs.

Ho needed to clean it up in the nether region. I swear I could see the angry spider trembling...

by RAK July 13, 2005

Hot Air Balloon

n.
1. Sexual maneuver in which the female breathes in one of the male's farts and holds it. The male then ejaculates into her mouth. Then, using the previously inhaled flatulence, the female proceeds to blow a bubble.

-I gave your mom a hot air balloon. Last night.
-Oh really? What is that, huh?

by PedroGibbons May 6, 2008

Balio

Cleric Whipped

Come to me NOW Balio.

by Shesees June 21, 2003

Baljorger

N: A douche bag who, by no drift of conference, goes jogging in the early morning with a hard on, whilst wearing incredibly loose shorts.

Joe: Hey, Tim, did you see Mr. Branson on your way in yesterday?

Tim: Yeah, he jogged to school, didn't he?

Joe: Yup. And guess what?

Tim: Wha- wait, no. No way... I don't need that mental ima-

Joe: Mhm. Total Baljorger. Almost puked.

by Dr. F. Roy. Dean. Schlippe June 24, 2010