july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

May 3rd

Post your beutiful, angelic looking, the coolest person in your life that is your bestie day!
Post them and make them feel beutiful & needed♡

OMG IT'S MAY 3rd I SHOULD POST MY BESTIE!!
*post theyr bestie*
Omg thank you bestie!

by Hhh1 May 3, 2023

March 3rd

It’s National slap ass day

It’s March 3rd just go around the class or hall and slap that ass

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

Horashio Williams the 3rd

I black dude with a fat ass 16 inch penis. He holds the power to cum to anything such as kneecaps and feet. He is 10 feet tall and has 3 feet long feet.

Horashio Williams the 3rd is a crack addict.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021

December 3rd

the day Conan Gray talks about in the song 'Heather' where he got given a sweater by his crush. Now everyone wants a sweater, they all want to be Conan apparently.

'Omg I really want a sweater for December 3rd babe'
'No you don't, Conan got the sweater and he got rejected.'

by colourfulconanfan December 3, 2023

3rd quarter

The quarter the Panthers quit doing what they were doing to start the game off, and the quarter they don't think to do what they will do to end the game. They finish the game, but they get into a slump just about every 3rd quarter.

The Panthers don't do too well in a 3rd quarter, and other teams know it.

by Solid Mantis November 15, 2020

Since the 3rd grade

Made popular by Pierre Alexis, this is a figure of speech to describe waiting for something for an extended amount of time.

"How long have you been waiting?"
"I've been waiting since the 3rd grade"

by JusteJonathan July 9, 2023