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Cried my balls out

Just like bawling ou eyes out....but not...
Usually used for when men cry
Man 1: Soo.. yesterday I saw Red Dog. It was pretty good.

Man 2: GOOD??!! It was sooo sad that I cried my balls out!!
by jlowi September 7, 2011
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Phrase used by football Coach Tim Landis (touchdown Timmy) to describe how the football was snapped to the quarterback. True definition may never be know but the interpreted meaning is that it was a "bad snap"
"Paul you snap the ball like a sandwich"
by XbBalla December 13, 2009
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Balls deep in a pickle jar

To be interrupted when extremely busy.
So there I was balls deep in a pickle jar when this guy comes up and asks me where the nearest Wallmart is, so i look at him and say "BUSY FOOL!!!"
by Not a child molester March 12, 2010
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balls over my head

1. The instant before ones balls drop onto the head, having been hanging above prior. Also known as the pre-tea bag.
2. An expression used to describe power over another.
I was so scared, he had his balls over my head.
by fool October 22, 2003
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Suck my juicy balls

The sentence is often used as the argument which cannot fail, or to discriminate nubs, and as shitload of Lol's is often but at the end of the sentence sequence.
Person1: "OMFG! nub I cen bet u in a duelz!"
Person2: "Lulz"
***Person 2 wins the duel***
Person2: "Suck my juicy balls! lololololololololololo"
by MELEAZT November 12, 2009
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Native American ball-juice

Any pseudo-spiritual product that can be successfully marketed to New Age white America such as dream-catchers, power crystals, vortex-mapping and any number of placebo-effect herbs and medications.

-A reference to an early South Park episode that featured Cheech and Chong posing as Native Americans in order to sell alternative medications to the townfolk.
At one point in the episode, a customer proclaims "My balls hurt when I watch VH-1!"

Cheech then answers, "Here, try this Native American ball-juice."
by Jeff September 2, 2006
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