Arabian Throne

The Actions of one using the lavitary without opening the lid, so you are left with a very smelly, sticky and warm seat.

wife - Good gosh dear!, what happened to the lavitary?!

husband - I couldn't be arsed to open the lid, so i made an Arabian Throne

by lolfordeathmetal September 28, 2010

pink throat

When flatulence is inhaled and withheld in lungs for an extended period of time which results in an irritation of the throat.

Bro I sucked a fart out of her ass but now I got pink throat.

by sextown April 4, 2011

cut throat

something that is really mean

sax : you sold that nigga a dime for 20?
me: yea b
sax: damn that's cut throat asf

by abclafala July 4, 2015

Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

desecrate the throne

To defecate or vomit so violently (such as when one has explosive diarrhea) that the entire bowl and even the underside of the toilet seat is bespeckled or coated with the expelled material. This action renders even the flushed commode unfit for use until janitorial services are rendered.

A: I wouldn't go in there. That old potato salad made me so sick!

B: Oh man, you didn't desecrate the throne did you?

A: Let's just say I'd find another stall if I were you.

by Once Padawan now the Master June 24, 2007

King of the Throne

When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, getting a blowjob, while eating a sandwich.

Hey man, last night, my girlfriend made me king of the throne.

by shagless00 April 8, 2011

Game of Thrones

1: An awesome HBO series based from George RR. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. What happens when you inject Lord of the Rings with the Machiavellian grimdarkness of Real Life, resulting in a spectacle of Porn, Politics and Murder.

2: A great show killed by Dumb and Dumber once they ran out of GRRM's material and in the final seasons enrolled in Rian Johnson's Star Wars School of Subverting Expectations, reducing Television's greatest Masterpiece into a total pile of shit.
3. Politics and Political Science in general, due to the competition and Machiavellian backstabbing inherent in the profession.

1: Game of Thrones is the most intellectual and realistic fantasy series ever!
2: Holy Shit the Last Two Seasons Sucked!

3: If Trump, Xi Jinping and Putin would just stop playing Game of Thrones and measuring their cocks against each other, we might have solved Climate Change.

by Henrikari October 11, 2019