patch of infinity

bandaging up a permanent scar. pointlessness.

why doesn't rob get a nose job?
that would just be a patch of infinity

by fuckoffdick December 12, 2010

Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.

Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022

sour patch

when someone has a clump of pubic hair that is a different color than the rest of their pubes

bro, I need to redye my sour patch, I've got a girl coming over.
I saw his sour patch last night

by Impossiblebooty December 26, 2021

Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.

I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.

by Sangeo951 August 20, 2016

Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021

Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.

"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."

by Ershadsky January 16, 2014

The patch

To be working in the oil patch; like Alberta,

Shift change is coming up, time to head back to the patch

by Zack8855 January 19, 2019