Brute Squad

A Brute Squad is a person who is so barbarically strong that they can complete ANY task at ANYTIME better than ANYONE else. Brute Squads possess super-human strength and agility and possibly a Tribal Tattoo or 3. Unlike their mortal counterpart Conan the Barbarian, Brute Squads can never die, age, or weaken. Brute Squads are known to consume extreme amounts of alcohol and marijuana(at the same time) and be seemingly uneffected. Quite possibly the most feared being to ever exist.

You Might Be a Brute Squad if:

- you grew a beard in elementary school
- you can benchpress 4x your body weight
- you can pull doors off refrigerators without even trying
- you can bite through an entire ring pop without licking it once
- you have a Tribal arm band that barely fits around your massive biceps
- you do inhuman tasks just to prove a point
- you can stiff arm women with no remorse
- you NEVER use your inside voice or manners
- you smoke more Marlboros than the Marlboro Man
- you will please any woman...and I mean ANY
- you can out wrestle a bear

by DudePiston_7 March 9, 2009

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Squad

The group of kids you hang out with, The kids that will do anything for you, Kids that do stupid shit with you, The kids that have your back through anything that's the squad.

Me and the squad wrecked a car.

by Dako173 December 3, 2014

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Right wing death squad

Something that is deployed to the nearest synagogue.

- Hey, did you Jacob guy? Apprently, he was jewish!
- That explains he was such an asshole about everything, damn it, I wish I caught it earlier! Let's call the right wing death squad.

by Redic Officer July 7, 2022

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