illegible sign-off

When you have to sign off on something but the recipient actually needs to hear 'suck a bag of dick' or 'Go fuck yourself'

Dear Cst,

I'm so sorry that when you were so busy getting high on yourself and showing your powerful ability to have a complete lack of regard for human life, you bumped yourself on my elbow while you were throwing me around. In the future, instead of assaulting you with the sheer fact that my body even exists, I will hide in the bushes and try not to breath instead of asking for help.

(HANDWRITE ILLEGIBLE SIGN-OFF HERE),

( HAND WIRRTEN ILLEGIBLE SIGNATURE)

by Iplantree June 26, 2020

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Boomer sign

Basic slogan sign often used for home decoration by yummy mummies, middle aged women and general boomer types. Example slogans include 'Live, Laugh, Love' and 'I love cooking with wine: sometimes I even put it in the food!'

"A meal without WINE is called BREAKFAST": total boomer sign!

by DoomerBoomerZoomer October 12, 2020

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peace sign sideways

the normal peace sign but tilted. means "ayo wusaap"
not used often except for taking pictures.

Mariella: "Jimmy has a pic where he's doing the peace sign sideways!"
Jimmy: "I'm just dead inside lmfaodxjdbcj"

by Kimcest March 21, 2021

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Woke signal

Commonly mistaken for the “Shaka” sign the woke signal is commonly used by virtue signalling celebrities to show off how cool they are and to assign themselves to “the message”.

The thumb and pinkie finger are extended to create a W which means woke in signal language..

Anything Brie Larson does

“That guy (insert any name I.e Matt) is so woke (person mentioned throws up the woke signal and unicorns and rainbows appear)”

Sorry this is not the Shaka sign get woke!

by DishyElephant August 17, 2021

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Q-sign

Medical lingo. An extension of the O-sign from the book, The House of God. An ill patient in an ICU setting has their mouth hanging open, with their tongue hanging out, stimulating a capital Q visually. It is quietly considered along a decline from O-sign, to Q-sign, to intubation or death.

"Mr Jones in 7 does not have long to live. He progressed from O to Q-sign this morning"

by Cultural_Observer December 31, 2021

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