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J.K. Rowling

A full grown woman who has the imagination of a fifth grader and fantasies about have magical powers and a flying dragon. Also known as the bitch who wrote a book where the most interesting conflict was a scar hurting.
Sir Reginald Cumberbottom the 3rd: What are you doing.

J.K. Rowling: Im pretending to be a wizard!

Cumberbottom: 0_o

Rowling: I've got to get in the mindset to write my book.

Cumberbottom: Did you take your special medicine?
by idontwant A. Pseudonym June 23, 2011
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rowing

"Rowing"
the sport that never ends.

This sport in particular is a very time consuming one of which it will take up most of your week and free time. There are many different kinds of rowing,

The Eight: is when 8 men weilding single oars take control of a stern or bow side position in a coxin steered boat.
The Four: is when you only have four men driving the boat.
The Single Scull: A one manned boat requiring complete concentration with two oars one for each hand.

Regattas are the special occasions when the rowers congregate to a single location to row against each other for the worst 5 minutes of their life.

One training technique for the rowers is the Erg (Ergometer for long). This metal contraption evolved from the ancient torture devices of which the enemy would remove all skin from the victims hands and force them to row two thousand kilometers resulting in death.

It is believed that the Vikings were one of the many historical cultures of whom would row regularly through storms and oceans driving them bloodthirsty and ready to pillage the first town they would come accross.
Cmon boys get yer tape its rowing time!
by Quitz February 3, 2008
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rowshambo

If I had just bothered to look up rochambeau on the urban dictionary, I might have noticed it's not spelled rowshambo.
by Sui September 30, 2004
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Rowina

Cool, self-controlled.
Why don't you be more Rowina?
by thangbay January 18, 2005
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Rowley

A form of lower class citizens based in cities and rural areas. Usually large families, many kids, always messy/dirty as sin, can sometimes even rummage through slips for old clothes.
A terrible insult to people, often referring to an individual as a 'Rowley' or 'Rowley rat'.
Boy; Hey wasn't that my jumper? Pretty sure I threw it in the skip.

Girl; Nah man I just found it, its well warm and everything.

Boy; But I can see where I wrote my name on it on the tag...

Teacher; You dirty little Rowley.
by SmugsyQuinn October 24, 2015
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rowdyism

rowdyism affects everyone! If you are roudy you may be fined $557
by West Hawk Rules June 10, 2007
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rowing boat

Mr A: "Hey man, have you seen the Tartan Asia Extreme film Thirst?"
Dr B: "Yeah, I loved the rowing boat bit!"
Mr A: "Oh right, at the lake?"
Dr B: "er... no... during the sex scene..."
by DrJonas March 4, 2010
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