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Polish Mud Wrestling

When you finger a girl's anus and then finger a different girl's vagina without washing your finger in between.
Stacy has a UTI from Polish mud wrestling.
by Holla@yomayor June 25, 2016
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polishing my pearl

When a person with a vagina masturbates using clitoral stimulation.
Brittany: "what took you so long?"

Alexis: "sorry, I was polishing my pearl."
by asshatasshat June 26, 2016
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Polish Carwash

Letting a hard rain wash your car.
Jacob got a Polish Carwash last night during the storm.
by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018
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Polish foie gras

The literal translation is "fat liver” in French, but Poles have since applied this by injecting alcoholic beverages via a “tube” (shot glass) into humans. This is a good o’l Polish tradition of treating foreigners and guests for that matter by Polish peak of engineering invention: “the Polish foie gras” 🍸 🦆 . This process is usually pleasant while it occurs. During the process Poles tend to shout “na zdrowie” and pour vodka down fellow drinkers throat 😀.
Richard, would you like to come to a Polish wedding? No, sorry Tomasz, I have had too much Polish foie gras in the past week, I need to rest. Ok, Richard I understand - I will see you later tonight.
by ToMassman September 18, 2019
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Polle

Alternatieve naam voor Paul. Niet te verwarren met pula of pollen.
We kunnen niet naar ne film zien, Polle is hier.
by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020
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Poll

Informative but not very useful

Iam "I read a poll to day about what people do about mental illness..."

Hym "Hey! You're back! Can't you believe this shit!? Look at how bold their getting!"

Iam "Can I just finish this please?"

Hym OHO! We're super duper serious tonight! Ok! 🤐"
Iam "The poll asked what people do about their mental illness... 72% of people said they 'Suffer in silence.' Can you believe that? I can. What are your other options? I don't know. Download the BetterHelp app? It just seems so impersonal. Enter into the psychiatric system that you can't afford? At that point, you're working a job just so you can afford to maintain your sanity. Go to some idiot psychologist who's going to tell you 'Yeah! You're right! You are a woman with a penis! That's totally a thing that exists!' Proclaim it to the heavens and either be ignored for 'wanting attention' because before you even open your mouth you've already been undermined by people who have turned mental illness into a performance art? Find meaning? If the onus is on me I'm probably just not going to do it. I'll get discouraged by people actively trying to tear me down and I'll just stop caring. So what is there to do other then suffer in silence? You know... I wrote a poem along those lines in highschool... Something about a tree... I can't remember what it was... Apparently it earned me a reputation of being 'good at poetry.' Somebody brought it up later and said 'aren't you supposed to be good at this?' I genuinely wouldn't know the difference... I don't know where I was going with this..."

Hym "But did you see the references though!? They are doing the thing!"

Iam "I'm going back to sleep...."

Hym "Wha... Are you angry with me!? What did I do? Hey! We were right! They're doing it!"
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
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Pratham Pills

The most handsome male you'll ever meet. He makes everything rise from your hair to you ba donk a donk. Pratham is also a massive jerk. He'll call you ugly but secretly he loves you. Pratha pilli is the most amazing male but beware he isn't the smartest or kindest. His laugh is also weird.
Wow, that guy looks like Pratham Pills, he's so hot, OH MY GOD
by Prathalover69 October 18, 2019
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