Slayzeelackashalbuitt

The way some people from Mississippi say "Lazy sack of bullshit".

My roommate from Mississippi told me that his father calls him a slayzeelackashalbuitt.

by Holla@yomayor April 04, 2016

Chig

A thing that dicks do.

Dicks chig me.

by Holla@yomayor April 04, 2016

Goffing

Being intentionally vague about something obvious.

Person 1: "Hey why does it smell like blueberries and pics in here? And why is there a bald midget with a baby bonnet in my dresser drawer?"

Person 2:"Hmm there might be a smell, yeah."

Person 1:"Wait what?"

Person 2:"There are things happening right now."

Person 1:"Stop fucking goffing and explain yourself."

by Holla@yomayor April 04, 2016

Funkle

An old black uncle who always listens to funk music and has gerry curls. His dog's name is usually something like Bootsy, or Dr. Funkenstein but he may have an iguana instead named Ralph or Gerald. He owns one shirt.

Funkle Marcus can we have ice cream?

Shut yo damn mouth for five minutes and maybe Funkle Marcus will get yo ass a ice cream.

OK.

by Holla@yomayor April 04, 2016

Polish Mud Wrestling

When you finger a girl's anus and then finger a different girl's vagina without washing your finger in between.

Stacy has a UTI from Polish mud wrestling.

by Holla@yomayor April 04, 2016

Hosun

Unofficial term for someone who specializes in rolling up and storing water hoses in a profession that requires the use of hoses. Often used in a sarcastic manner that implies that the Hosun is dignified job; when really it's just a job that no one else wants to do.

Patsy,scapegoat,greenhorn

Boss: Alright boys let's get these hoses rolled up and stored away.

Worker: No that's the Hosun's job. We're not qualified for that.

Hosun: Alright fine, I'll do it.

by Holla@yomayor December 13, 2016

Yellowbird

The unwitting Victim of a vig. An easy con.

I left him with nothing. He was a real yellowbird.

by Holla@yomayor April 04, 2016