3 definitions by asshatasshat

Jordan: "will are you ok?"

will: "last night gave me a toxic asshole."
by asshatasshat June 26, 2016
an acronym for "can't believe this"
Mike: "Oh my god, my sister cheated on her husband!"

Ashley: "what!! I cbt!!"
by asshatasshat June 26, 2016
When a person with a vagina masturbates using clitoral stimulation.
Brittany: "what took you so long?"

Alexis: "sorry, I was polishing my pearl."
by asshatasshat June 26, 2016