3 definitions by asshatasshat

polishing my pearl

When a person with a vagina masturbates using clitoral stimulation.

Brittany: "what took you so long?"

Alexis: "sorry, I was polishing my pearl."

by asshatasshat June 26, 2016

cbt

an acronym for "can't believe this"

Mike: "Oh my god, my sister cheated on her husband!"

Ashley: "what!! I cbt!!"

by asshatasshat June 26, 2016

toxic asshole

The aftermath of alcohol enemas.

Jordan: "will are you ok?"

will: "last night gave me a toxic asshole."

by asshatasshat June 26, 2016