Jesus Game 

how to play:
1. go to wikipedia.org
2. go to the english article section
3. say "ready, set..." and click on random article
4. try to get to jesus christ's wikipedia page by only following links in the article.

you can even race your friends, this is a good substitute of wasting your time if youre on a filtered computer. instead of facebook, play the jesus game.

the jesus game:
random article: thai style dresses
1st link: Category Thai clothing
2nd: Thai fisherman pants
3rd: Thailand
4th: Christians
5th: Jesus

Thai dresses to jesus in five clicks, not bad.

Jesus Game by exit triks December 20, 2008

Jesus Tapdancing Christ 

Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST

Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ by Slap Jackin October 17, 2004

jesus of suburbia 

The main character of Green Day's album "American Idiot," a rock opera in which the characters represent the youth of America in a modern-day metropolis filled with rhetoric, lies, and censorship. The entire story is an exploration of the main characters' thoughts and interactions with each other that takes place over the time span of approximately one year.

Jesus of Suburbia represents the average young American who doesn't quite fit in and has "disciples", or a clique consisting of the rest of the unheard youth who don't feel as though they fit into the well-established structures of the corporate American society.

"I'm the son of rage and love / the Jesus of Suburbia / from the bible of 'none of the above'"

jesus of suburbia by paul4tA December 9, 2004

Jesus Nazi 

Someone who is a Christian, usually a Protestant, who is so ridiculously into their beliefs that they become super obnoxious about it. Will not tolerate any deviation from their beliefs, even from more moderate Christians. Feels the need to be really in-your-face about their beliefs. Extremely obsessed with proselytizing people from other faiths and other denominations of Christendom.

Man that guy is so annoying. He will not leave me alone about how much he loves Jesus and why I should accept him as my Savior, even though as a Catholic I already do. What a Jesus Nazi.

Jesus Nazi by Extremely annoyed guy September 9, 2010

Jesus' Beard 

1. Pot;weed.

We smoked Jesus' Beard on the usual pipe.

Jesus' Beard by Haiiamhi April 5, 2009

Jesus geek

a person with a passionate commitment to both Jesus and computers

Apparently, some Jesus geek or group of Jesus geeks is hacking into all the non-Christian religious websites and wreaking holy acrimony.

Jesus geek by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 9, 2012

jesus penis 

An extremely amazing penis which is not only long, but has girth and is pretty to look at.

"Dude, kyle has got a jesus penis!"

jesus penis by kkbabi April 12, 2010