lighting guy

A person that places lights, hangs lights, programs lights, focuses lights, fixes lights, designs lighting plots, and stares at the lights once they get to a venue. One of the best guys or gals anyone could have on their side. They have a wide variety of common skills. They can climb, lift, communicate, see very far, great sex appeal, creative af, tell hands what to pick up, and program lighting fixtures. Their shit may be always in the way, and sometimes they may not know what’s wrong with their lights. When it comes down to showtime, not one compliant is heard. It may not look like the lighting guy is doing anything particularly important. Really, he or she just got their shit done I promise you, or ahead of time. Any one lighting guy is equal to at least two and a half sound guys or five video guys.

Concert goer #1: Wow, look at that beautiful stage! That looks sexy af!

Concert goer #2: I wonder who makes all those lights like that? I mean, I wish I was smart enough to make awesome lighting scenes!
Concert goer #1: That would be the lighting guy. He’s that sexy mf over there at front of house in the middle of the crowd!

by Illuminaudi November 22, 2020

purple guy

An asshole who murdered 5 children probably for no reason, or for his own liking

He's the purple guy

by Pinkiepieswag7 June 29, 2015

Buddy Guy Friend

An endless argument between Canadians.

I'm not your friend, buddy! He's not your buddy, guy! Well, I'm not your guy, friend! I'm not your Buddy Guy Friend.

by Sierra_is_fly April 11, 2008

Cologne Guy

A guy that wears way too much cologne, from brands like Michael Jordan and Calvin Klein. He is often referred to as Glove or Button. Cologne Guy thinks he is so tough, and is an expert at martial arts. But his weakness his tapping him on his forehead. He is a ginger, and his cologne smells like ginger. It also smells like octopus juice. He is a master at football, and can play all of the positions. He thinks that Nike Football is actually football, when it's really soccer, and follows it on Facebook. He has a striking resemblance to Michael Martinez. He enjoys cologne showers, and his cologne zone exceeds 325 feet.

Michael Pirenoglu Cologne Moose cologne shower cologne zone cologne hipster cologne guy

by glovebutton February 18, 2014

clean cut guy

someone who always has a fresh haircut and dresses nice, no tattoos, or obvious flaws, very attractive

Josh is such a clean cut guy he's definitely someone I'd want to bring home to my parents.

by Mazda Gang July 17, 2017

Old Spice Guy

A legendary creature who's swan dive is magestic and his mating call is the snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.

This man sprinted the summit of mount Fuji with both his ankles snared in Bear traps,

but before that,

He wheelied his motor cycle for 10,000 consecutive kilometers on his way to mount Fuji,

but before that,

He ripped off the metal siding on his house the night before and used it to forge the motorcycle with his bare hands...while he was asleep.

Dude! Old Spice Guy's voice is like liquid manliness flowing

through my eardrums.

Person: Sir, the Old Spice Guy is calling from his Jet pilot submarine station...inside a whale.

Chuck Norris: I'm scared.

by Simsimsalabim July 22, 2010

Dont be that guy.

What you say to someone who is preforming an act of stupidity or just plain lameness. When somebody is being dumb or annoying you tell them DONT BE THAT GUY.

(SO AND SO just unnesscasarily adds to a joke or comment that is quite frankly not funny)

"DUDE, dont be that guy."

by JTARPZ October 2, 2009