rectal gates

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .

Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes

John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 6, 2010

gate

A device used for smoking weed, usually made out of a water bottle and some tin foil. Synonym for gravity bong.

Hey man, wanna drop gates?

by bethlehem September 22, 2017

The Bill Gates Challenge

If Bill Gates gets a .44 magnum, shoves it in his mouth, and blows his brains out the back of his head live on air, Alex Jones will follow suit the next day; also live on air. Challenge can also be completed by dumping a bucket of gasoline onto oneself (akin to the ALS ice bucket challenge), strapping TNT onto your body, and lighting yourself on fire.

Did you hear what Bill Gates did on Instagram Live? He started The Bill Gates Challenge!

by Johnny Asswipe IV September 30, 2024

GATED

When someone gets defensive to easy and won't stop running their mouth when their mad.

Bro chill out, You GATED asf over some damn Doritos I asked for 1.

by Lyon_King_9000 September 2, 2019

Gate

“Love”

I gate you❣️

by Soruwwu December 1, 2021

Gated

When parents have an enjoyable catch-up (often involving alcohol) in a playground that is contained, allowing parents to relax as children are confided in a controlled space.

Guys, shall we catchup today for a gated hangout?

by Raddad88 November 23, 2024

gating

the act of locking yourself in your filthy bedroom to smear shit on your body while jerking off in a depraved, sweaty mess.

I was gating the entire weekend, and I feel filthy but refreshed.

by IG1879 April 6, 2025