Fappy

The act of multiple mushroom stamps at the velocity of a hummingbird heart rate.

Hang on babe prepare for the fappy.

by Yooper dirt doctor February 14, 2021

fappinthroisis

When you hit a girl on the ass but then you say sorry and then you punch her in the face and she calls you daddy while you doing distraction dance from henry stickmin like a fucking 12 year old.

Andrew Bill David Douglas: While I'm milking some cows in my farm, I want to tell you a story... I caused fappinthroisis since I hit a girl on the ass, said sorry, puched her face, she called me daddy while I was doing distraction dance.
Hillbilly Joe: what the fu-

by datboi101lol March 10, 2021

flappantly

When someone's so dedicated to an ideal that they scream their ideals while flapping their hands and flailing their arms as hard as possible.

Boy, those protesters are flappantly proud to be gay.

by El Kal El January 28, 2021

Fappiccino

Masturbating as soon as you wake up in order to energize yourself and start the day

Charlie had a rough night. He wanted to have a good day today though so he started his day with a good fappiccino

by Sw1987 February 11, 2021

Fapper

a fapper is another word for the word faggot.
a fapper is also that one uglyass emoji with a pepper
pepper+faggot=fapper

Person one: god, you’re such a fapper!
Person two: ur homophobic

by faggot3000 April 4, 2021

Fapplebee's

A small group of friends with benefits, mostly referring to friends watching other friends have sexual intercourse; a sex fest.

Sorry bro, I got invited to my friends fapplebee's, cuz you know, she's hot.

by Corned Beef 7768 April 17, 2021

Fappachino

When somebody wakes you up by jerking you off.

I'm soo awake this morning after my wife gave me a fappachino.

by Jondel54 June 3, 2021